Monday, December 15, 2014

Sex & Agency, the Ultimate Combo

I wrote a 4th CE presentation so you get that today. It is "Sex and the Agent." I had already done death so that left sex. I won't touch taxes. The above couple is my favorite slide. This has to be the ultimate in sleazeball behavior and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.  Here are some more but it is just a smattering as again the actual show is huge. I found accounts of the above literally plastered over every single New Jersey paper. I think it was the only news in New Jersey for a solid week everyone was enjoying it so hugely. There are more pictures all over the internet. Just plug their names into YouTube or Google Image Search. Remember that if you need to see it bigger, click on the image and it will take you to Lightbox which  has all of the slides in huge size. I use Safari for this as Chrome no longer works with Lightbox.  I have another one of these trysts with agents coming up but it involves a GOP politician (Mary, this one is for you!):

I will never feel the same using Zillow again. I had used it for finding housing values on my ghost & murder houses show.

The Berlianshik family of 3 brokers takes the cake on scuzzy real estate brokers. I have never seen so many 1 star or no star reviews of a company. Plus I can't wait for Odelia to get up in court and make this remark about her agent being too ugly to be harassed again. I hear ca-ching of the cash register every time I read it.

I don't watch this but apparently a lot of you do. He looks like a Ken doll to me. Fittingly enough, below him is the porno version of the Barbie Doll.

Remember back to that house warming gift you got from your agent. I will hazard a guess that it was not this. So you do not rate in the power structure sad to say.

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